I imagine Derrick writing his revenge list, Uma Thurman in Kill Bill style.
5. Chris Paul (I'm starting at point for team USA)
4. John Hollinger (You have me 7th in the league in PER, behind Paul Millsap?)
3. Andre Iguodala (You really needed to showboat on the fast break last night? That was a carry, anyway.)
2. Indiana Pacers (Celebrating like they won a playoff game in the regular season)
1. The Heat (Hollywood. As. Hell.)
Number 4 is obviously fake, since Derrick doesn't care about his own stats. That's just me being annoyed with PER in general.
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